1) I’m a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.

2) Why would you try to get away with that? I feel betrayed that somepony would attempt to slide something like that past me for no evident reason outside spite.

3) …

I’m sorry, filly, but I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about. You lost me at background pony. But ignoring that I still have haven’t a clue how I could know the answer to… whatever it is you’re asking.

Have you been watching too much television?

4) Thanks for sharing.

Come to think of it, that sounds familiar. Have I got that exact message before?