1) If I’m the middle ground, then why don’t I just keep it the way it is? AskLyra. Sounds neutral to me.

2) Not really. If anypony does, it’s usually in jest.

3) Friendship Is Magic? The locally produced spoof documentary? I wasn’t aware you humans even knew about that.

But what does that have to do with real life? It’s just a low budget show about topical stuff around town.

4) Is that to say you’re a dolphin that can pilot something or a pilot for a dolphin?

5) You better bust that if you’re gonna pull that.

6) Everypony makes fun of everypony else; try not to take it seriously. You make it worse when you react.

7) Not single-space! Don’t! I’m sorry! Please don’t! Please? I said please!

8) Had to look up what that even meant. Since gay marriage has always been legal in Equestria, no pony really cares.

9) Like I said last time, I don’t care about another porn tumblr. I have nothing against the pony running it, but I’m not posting about it.

10) My Little… Pony? Don’t you mean Human? Or… I guess that would be the human version of the foal’s show… Huh… Never thought about that before.

So, what shows up on My Little Human for us has a pony version for you? And it’s a full franchise? Show hasn’t even been on more than a year or so in our world.

Wait, why aren’t little human girls bronies too?

11) Mostly swapped back and forth playing Tera. You used your fingers.