1) I had a nightmare about scorpions. But hey, at least that was unrelated to anything I’ve actually experienced.

2) I uh… I meant like a hoof prick! Ow, it hurts! You can’t tell on me!

3) I don’t know. It’s just a pony thing.

4)

5) Plenty of donkeys live here!

6) Oh. Well, that’s not so bad. Could have been worse, anyway.

7) I suppose on a Roy G. Biv scale, my coat is more green then blue.

8) Not me.

Yes, I’ve lied a few times. Usually if I do, it’s just to simplify things because I can’t legally talk about them. Sometimes it’s because I don’t want to think about them.

9) What do you mean “more or less?” What else is there to it?

10) That’s an oxymoron. I’m not changing my URL.

11) …

What the [omitted] are you on about? You huffin’ paint thinner or somethin’?

12) I am a piggy bank. Feed me money!