1) We got ourselves an edgy rebel over here.

2) Prick.

3) Fool me once.

4) If I remember right, in the first month or so after foalbirth, the child’s horn grows harder.

5) That’s great. Thanks. Now what about your memory? Is it just hazy during the time you were a human or is everything messed up?

6) How can somepony have a tragic past that happens on a regular basis? The past is the past. That’s why it’s called the past. And the only time I ever bring it up is when all of you bring it up.

Bon-Bon and I don’t live in poverty, I just don’t have any disposable income.

And what horrible illness? Because I got an upper respiratory infection twice? Because I broke my ankle? I’m sorry; have you never been sick or hurt before?

You seem to think everything can be identified as either dark and gritty or blind-saccharin happy. There’s this very common middle ground called real life. Some of us have to live in it.

7) I do not. In fact I haven’t read a book since I left college.

8) Humans that like ponies, right?

9) Whatever.

10) Go ahead, if you want. I’ve only had 6 unfollowers between Friday night and now.