Answers after the break.

1) Oh! Shoot. I’d forgotten. Sorry. Wanted to travel around town, right?

2) Can’t seem to get it to work. But I sort of figured it was just a troll anyway.

3) In reality, most of the time nopony instantly falls in love with anyone or anything. It’s not just a light switch you flip on as you walk into a room. You gradually grow to appreciate something or someone more and more over time.

I fell in love with a bear because he gave me something worth falling in love with.

4) That sounds serious. Is it just for the span of time where you were a human?

5) Hey! This was pretty interesting! Not sure what all of those abilities do, but I think Bull’s Strength was a nice touch!

I’d probably switch Intimidate and Insight with Arcana and Bluff, if you can. I’m not sure if that would be cross-classing a skill or not. Endurance is good. I can appreciate the choice in Thievery, but I was never really a very good thief. Most of my thefts involved taking things that were unattended or a lot of running. You could probably switch Thievery with Stealth. Streetwise would probably be a good thing to pick up too, if you choose an extra skill later on.

The stats look good for assuming combat, but I think you grossly overestimated my Constitution. I have a lot of Willpower, I can endure a lot. But that doesn’t mean I can physically resist poison or a blow to the head.

But this was fun! Thanks!

6) Don’t be stupid.

7) I do not, no.

8) I think she’s misinterpreted her own special talent. There are no malicious cutie marks. If she thinks stealing is her special talent, she’s wrong. She has no reason to be doing what she’s doing.

Keep in mind that I did what I did with a knife practically held against my temple. I never wanted to.

9) I was self-conscious about it and wore a skirt. So not really.

10) I’ve lived with enough drama, adventure and death for one-… wait a minute…

9) What do you mean massive?

11) Yeah. I saw one for free while I was in college; came free with tuition. Problem is, they don’t have a pill to reverse having seen-… No… I have things to do tomorrow and I need a good, nightmare-free sleep tonight.

12) Here’s the short argument: Why would anypony pay a bit to read an autobiography about a random musician’s tragic life when they can read all the fanfiction they want about any subject they want for free?

Not worth traumatizing myself any further over.

13) What if bees just sting ponies to say hello?

14) That makes sense. I’m not what some random humans want so I should change.

Also, what about the present is grimdark? I’ve had a loving, supportive boyfriend for like half a year. Yeah, I’m poor, but I have the best roommate in the world. I get to spend almost everyday with the awesomest little filly ever. If I asked for anymore I’d be selfish.

If my past bothers you, then stop reading about it. Don’t you label my life with a [omitted] fiction tag.

15) … I hate you ponies so much.

16) What correlation do those two things have? And what does making money off of a concept have to do with liking the concept? Not everypony likes their jobs, you know.

17) Well, there you go. Best to not even consider that an option and think of something else.

18) GTC, which is funny now that knowledge of humans is more widespread because the Twisted Metal franchise is about automated vehicles; it’s just surreal fantasy versus GTC’s more realistic setting.

19) Look, I got a little teary eyed because I asked him if I’d ever said anything that hurt him and he said ‘yes’. When I asked him what it was, he said-… He said it hurt him that I have such little self-esteem and sometimes say negative stuff about myself.

Okay? It’s over. We’re moving on now.

20) Alright, I believe you. Sorry for accusing you like that. I should have known better.