1) To be honest, I’m not sure. I’ve only seen pegasus skiers on television.

2) Not fond of this particular one.

3) Pretty catchy! Is that from something?

4) Have I been asked this before?

5) Really? Is that where they landed after they fell off the face of Equestria?

Well, if I happen to see it on I’ll certainly give it a try.

6) Pfffffffffffffft! What a bunch of third grade bull[omitted]!

If it were that simple we’d have resolved it by now. (Parental advisory for that tumblr.)

7) Ankle Digit.

8) You go right-the-hay on. You’ll go from fluffy to flat.