1) Unfortunately not. They ran out of movies. All good things must come to an end.

2) Ponies also want more out of us. We’re expected to be able to clap our hooves together and make a rainbow dash across the sky.

The reality is, unless you’re name is Twilight Sparkle, the best most of us can do is something a pegasus or earth pony would be able to do without magic. Telekinesis is convenient; it’s not a game changer. I can manipulate sound and I’m still not half the musician Octavia is.

3) In a fantasy setting, sure. Good stuff. In reality, a lot of misplaced effort. Better off joining the guard and maybe providing somepony with actual help.

4) Coordination comes with practice, just like anything else.

5) This is sounding more and more like a Monkey Island-style adventure game.

6) In short, pretty much, yeah. I check every now and again but all I ever see is reblogged stuff.

7) What are you arguing? I mean, regardless things happen everyday; doesn’t make them related. I just don’t know what point you’re trying to support.

8) Same way I watch the Super Bowl; human television. And I’m pretty sure the princess is too busy to watch even good sitcoms, let-alone bad ones.

9) Well that’s good at least. Do you get any hazard pay for any of this, though? Things seem to go wrong a lot.