1) Sounds sort of familiar.

2) I’ve never played it before; only seen a few videos.

3) Being the utopia that we are, our world has no analog to Charlie Sheen or Two and a Half Men. Likewise there is no Big Bang Theory.

So, no.

4) Dun Dun Da-Da. I mean, in the history of music I can’t think of a single other time where you don’t want to be noticed while preforming. Plus, that was live. Usually I just do a few recordings and overlap them.

If you meant technically difficult, Jingle Bell Jazz. This was way out of my league and required a bunch of practice, even in doing multiple recordings. If the sheet music wasn’t so precise, there’s no way I could have got even halfway through it.

On the other hoof, this was the easiest.

5) First time was theft. Then theft. Theft. Theft. Theft. Then there was a theft. And another theft. Hopefully a trend has formed. I’ve never been tried for murder, and in regards to the other part, I think that’s just an unfortunate human thing.

6) No offense, Strawberry, but am I supposed to be surprised? You seem to change species every three months or so.

What happened this time?