1) Yes you did. Let me fast forward for you.

2) If the M stands for mother… then the D would stand for Dad? No… No.

I mean, Mr. Cake is a nice guy and all but-…

…

Why the [omitted] did my mind go there? Come on Lyra… Get it together, girl…

3) That’s why they’re so spicy.

Ew. Grossed myself out.

4) I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You can insult me however you wish, but you will not insult my friends on my page. And most certainly not Sweetie Belle or Tootsie.