1) Oh yeah. That’s me. I know all there is to know about humans.

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I will tell you, though. This is the largest pompadour I’ve ever seen.

2) You got me there. You go so far as to set up three-ring circuses just to try obviously guilty ponies and waste everypony’s time and government money on somepony you’re just going to kill anyway.

I don’t know if we have the death penalty or not. Like I said, you do something that bad, there is no trial.