Answers after the break.

1) No pony. Everypony is annoying sometimes.

2) Good luck with that.

3) Probably not, no. Doesn’t sound like a bad song, just sort of generic for that particular style.

4) Theoretically. I mean, I’ve heard tales of it happening so I assume it’s possible, just probably wouldn’t be very fast or efficient.

5) I’ll keep that in mind.

6) Maybe some visual gags? Play with Sweetie Belle and her friends as an equal. Hang out with Spike. Mostly just shirk off responsibilities and goof off.

7) Is this the third or forth time I’ve been asked? Anypony keeping tally?

There’s no such thing in our world.

8) Sorry, there’s just something about this KKK that rubs me the wrong way.