Answers after the break.

1) Something like this happy stick figure?

2) While it would require more care, the horn could be used as a support for an even longer pompadour with less gel needed.

3) Lifetime membership, then?

4) No, only specific hugs.

5) Probably not, or I’m pretty sure Rainbow Dash would be imprisoned.

6) Curiosity is fine, but it sounded like you were questioning my answer, not asking for clarification. Just watch your wording, friend.

7) I don’t understand the question. Like, how do I feel about my past self?

8) That was great! I’d never really seen much fanwork of the game!

Unfortunately, I can’t post the link because of an inappropriate doodle I saw.

9) Thanks! It was a rather large space I had to cover up.

10) I don’t have Netflix, no.

If you’re wondering how I got a hold of that movie, well…

It’s not mine, though. I borrowed it from a friend.

11) Pretty sure that wouldn’t work as sustenance.

12) My theory is that I only regularly get questions from about two to five ponies and they just keep sending them anonymously.