Answers after the break.

1) I know I don’t. But you- You know me.

I lo-. I love you too, Sweetie. Good night.

[Beep]

That was Sweetie Belle. Thanks for reminding me to call her!

2) Let’s see here… G1 would, I guess, be generation one. But generation one of what. That is the question.

Pokemon? I mean, I’m pretty sure Lyra wasn’t in G1. It was just Misty, Brock, and Ash, right?

3) Uh… That’d be quite a trip.

4) Heh heh heh… Well, I suppose the first step to solving a problem is to recognize you have one. I don’t know what you want me to tell you, though. I assume you get the same spam mail as everypony else. You could try one of those “natural products.”

5) Would you believe I’ve been asked this before as well?

Answer’s no.

6) That’s the sort of thing that’s hard to disprove, because somepony could always just say, “Obviously you weren’t happy enough.”

7) Well, time is relative. But as I’ve said, there are no absolutes in magic. It would certainly be possible. But as far as I see it, only in localized areas. To cast a spell powerful enough to stop all movement in the entire universe, for even a hundredth of a second, would likely be beyond what any creature will ever be able to generate.

And by localized areas, I’m talkin’ like a being of immense power being able to stop time for a one meter sphere for about three seconds and be exhausted.

Again, though, all theoretical. As far as I know, and I certainly don’t claim to know everything, no pony has ever been able to. And it would be illegal to even try.

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