1) Sorry, Boscov. I already had dinner.

I mean, I’ll still come over. I’ve just already ate.

2) Well, that’s an answer. Certainly more than I expected. Thanks!

3) No. Because I don’t have a human obsession. The most I think about humans as a species is when I get messages that say, “You’re obsessed with humans, right? I bet you want to touch my hand!” Or some stupid crap.

Edit: WOOPS! I read that wrong! Sorry Boscov! I’d be delighted to come over for dinner tomorrow!