Answer after the break.

1) There are worse things, I guess.

2) What are you talking about? I’m lookin’ at yesterdays paper right now and the front page is about spring harvesting projections being down for Ponyville. Evidently the chocolate milk rain has done a lot more damage than we thought to the soil.

3) Sure, but I’ve never been to one. That’s for rich folks.

4) That’s very sweet, but I’m kind-of an adult now.

5) Sit like us? Look brony, if you’re going to impersonate a pony, at least make it believable.

I rarely ever walk on my hindlegs and I’ve discussed the seating thing more than once.

6) Da hay would I know? I got a D in Trig. Look it up.

Seriously, though. Even in saying that it’s unladen, there’s still too many variables. Just like the groundhog thing.

7) I want you to get up, walk to the nearest non-handle doorknob, center your palm on it, and turn. Now, if it isn’t, pretend the door is spring-loaded.

Ta-da…!

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Ugh… I spent like 30 minutes looking for that stupid video and gave up. Pretend Ta-da is a link to a scene of two babies covered in flour and posing.

8) We don’t decide how our lives play out. I’m dating a bear; does that sound like a bad fanfic?

9) Dytopia? You mean Dystopia? Well, your mileage may vary, but I don’t think many would agree.

10) No no no. Not believing in good and evil just renders everything as factions. Everything is a side pushing to gain in some way. What’s evil to one is good to another. That doesn’t mean one side can’t go too far; sacrifice too many ideals for too little gain. That’s when you become a monster.

If an alien race came to wipe out all life on our planet in order to use our resources, they wouldn’t be evil. But they would be monsters.

11) Aw, but that’s my favorite part! They’re so hilarious! And when they draw us wearing bikinis with a top over them! I fall out of my chair laughing!