1) Ever consider starting a conversation at the beginning?

2) Hello Alternate Lyra! Certainly are a lot of us, huh?

3) Well, thank you very much for the praise!

4) Well, thank you very much for the praise!

5) After that last message, I’m thinking I’d be better off passing on that. Sorry.

6) Admittedly it’s been a while since I was a little filly, but I’d like to think a hard-working stallion-of-few-words or an athlete at the pinnacle of fitness would be more attractive than… whatever Blue Blood has to offer.

Fancy Pants isn’t that old, is he?