Holy crud! You log in to play some Minecraft for a bit and come back to three pages of questions! This is definitely the most I’ve ever gotten at once!
WITCHCRAFT!
Lots and lots of answers after the break.
1) Well…
2) That sounds believable.
3) I… don’t know. If it does I’ve never heard of it being used in an official capacity.
4) Doesn’t happen often. Usually I just deal. Guess if it got bad enough I could take some an antacid.
5) I suppose either Granny Smith or… that pastor… What was his name?
I’m a little older than Twilight, Applejack, or I think the Flower Girls. But not as old as, say, the Cakes.
6) Not really. No. Just knowledgeable on the subject.
7) DELTEATED!
8) Do I have a religion or do I worship?
Do you breathe or do you just draw in air? Pretty sure they’re the same thing.
To that end, I owe Princess Celestia my life. Let’s leave it at that.
9) You can call me whatever you want. Doesn’t mean I’m going to allow it on my page.
10) Doesn’t everypony?
11) Lyra still waiting for manners.
12) Eh. Not really. I sort of glance at them when reading the paper, but it’s not my thing. I prefer Baby Blues.
13) Um. Yeah.
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I should watch my diet… Been eating a lot of jellybeans lately…
14) Why? So I can be made out to be some horrible bigot again?
15) I prefer fresh water hugs.
16) Have I been asked this before? I’m positive I’ve done a Mumm-Ra reference.
17) You seem to have tripped up on your own phrase. In your context, quick and dirty would mean, short but less pleasant, not boring.
Although, I suppose you could have meant pleasant as in aesthetically pleasing, not advantageous, which would make you right. Sorry.
I don’t mind taking the longer path if there’s something to physically gain. If we’re being literal, I’d rather just get to where I’m going. Unless where I’m going is the park. If I’m going somewhere to just walk around and look at stuff anyway, no rush, right?
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I need to quit eating all these jellybeans.
18) I like hugs.
19) I guess we could just hold the mallets in our mouths and swing at the ball that way. It isn’t presently a sport, though.
No, we don’t ride one another across a field. That would be weird.
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