Sorry about yesterday! Minecraft wouldn’t let go of my attention.

Answers after the break.

1) That’d certainly be more than a little interesting, ‘specially since I have no knowledge of Zebronian society. I mean, as deviant as Zecora appears to be in our culture, living in the Everfree Forest and all, she may well be a deviant back in her lands too.

2) Wha’s yer offer?!

3) She’s alright, I guess. Not huge on flowers so our paths rarely cross. Don’t like bees.

4) Bad for your health, isn’t it? Have to stop and rest every few minutes to catch your breath?

5) Sorry. Have a lot of questions to get through and I should already be at Boscov’s. Hopefully next time.

6) Market’s right down the road, friend.

7) I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong Lyra. You might remember me as the one drawing your vile horde away from the foals they were attacking, you Celestia [omitted] monster.

I was with my boyfriend the night before the wedding.

8) That’s okay, I accidentally your lyre.

9) I think the expressions is, “You’re a character.”

10) Sort of like this (The bottom two).

11) Not hardly.

12) Usually I just roll with it or play along. But if somepony’s being completely mean-spirited while failing at trolling, then they can suck a lemon.