1) I actually had a conversation with… um… somepony about that recently.

Sounds horrible.

2) Most major things wind up with a pun tacked on out of habit, but our version of your world’s internet really is just called the ponynet. Remember, when we developed it, we didn’t even know about you humans. It’s called the ponynet because ponies were the ones that devised it, and it was a method of communication with other ponies that were far away through a vast network of connected electronics.

3) Sorry, I’m a little busy right now. I’m at Boscov’s; just wanted to get these questions out of the way.

4) No. I’m raising her to be respectful and polite. To trust others and try to see the good in everything. She doesn’t need to be raised tough; plus I think she has more than enough cunning already.

5) Don’t worry about it.