1) The [omitted] does that word mean…

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Oh! OH CELS! OH [omitted] ME SIDEWAYS! EW! CELESTIA [omitted] ALL TO [omitted]!

Thanks a lot, you little [omitted]! I really wanted to go to Wikipedia and see a picture of a human [omitted] with some white, flaky [omitted] coming off of it!

To answer your Celestia [omitted] question, evidently yes. But you probably knew that since it was specifically said ON THE CELESTIA [omitted] PAGE!

While I’m [omitted] eating…

2) Go read an erotic fanfiction or somethin’, guy.

3) What’s a tire iron?

Something about her boastful nature being linked to her being a selfish brat who didn’t always get her way. But who knows if any of that’s even true.