1) Foals sure do love rhyming inappropriate things. So very mature.
2) Depends on where you are, the style when the bathroom was made or refurnished. Usually things like household income will factor in. Upkeep too.
Maybe you should ask an architect.
3) What are you talking about?
You had an idea for a question. You started writing it out; I follow that far. But past that…
Either way, I’ve never called her Derpy.
4) I think you misunderstood. I don’t care about gardening. I mean, I’ll ask Carrot Top or Apple Jack how their crops are. But that’s because I care about them, not what they yield per se.
But there are unicorn farmers. It’s just… Well, some say direct contact with magic does something to the taste of food. There’s a few unicorns that believe it, but it’s mostly pegasus and earth ponies. I don’t know where to stand on the matter; I’ve never noticed a difference, but I usually levitate food to my mouth.
5) A little. I mean, there’ll be grand festivities, certainly. But it’s not like I know the bride or groom.
6) They travel a lot.
They still see her. They’ll pick her up for a few days in between destinations. They pay for her daily essentials, and the dog too. Nice ponies, but I think they’re having a midlife crisis or something.