1) Just because you say something does not make it so.

2) As somepony who’s been with me since way back may remember, when asked if I’d rather be a pegasus, I replied that I’d rather be an earth pony. It sucks being frail and wimpy; having to rely on magic because you can’t function well enough without it.

I know it’s not as glamorous as weather control or magic, but earth ponies will always be able to yield better crops than anypony else. They can work longer, harder, and labor is always in demand.

Why, if I was an earth pony, I’d have a job right now.

3) There was a brief period of time where I’d walk around the outer edge of the city instead of heading through the lower levels to get to and from school. That was pretty nice.

4) *Empowers you with the ability to ASK A GOOD QUESTION.*

5) You can’t hear it, but I’m resting my hoof against my face right now. With contempt.

6) Do you see?! Read the last three questions and then read this one! Do you see?! All you ponies need to get on the same page with these questions!

7) Around the time I first got on the ponynet and saw that humans exist.

Well… I guess that’s not entirely true.