You are interesting, though! I know I, for one, will never unfollow you!
Answers after the break.
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2) Beg your pardon? Pray?
3) It’s a big multiverse out there. Which Scootaloo are we talkin’ about?
4) A gift basket.
Had these cool glass cups and a teddy bear in it! Among other things.
5) That’s a hard stance to defend, but if you say so.
6) Well quit asking me all this depressing [omitted] if you don’t want to hear it!
But in particular, I think you humans and ponies might like the next post if you want something informative.
7) Believe it or not, I’ve discussed Mr. Rogers before. He’s just an actor.
8) I know it hurts. It’s been a lifetime since I’ve seen my first or second coltfriend, and it still hurts sometimes. It sucks, but I don’t think it’s going to go away. Lessen sure, but that takes more than a few weeks.
You could try getting involved in something, but I know motivation is low after a breakup. I remember watching a lot of comedy specials and playing games after I was alone again.
9) Well-!
[Light Side] That’s very sweet of you!
[Dark Side] Sounds to me like it’s time to go Grimdark and do a few erotic RPs!