Hmm It would have been interesting to hear you sing, too.

Answers after the break.

1) In order:

It was… interesting.

Well… No, not really. They were both very nice and accommodating. True to their word there was no meat ever served while we were there. I didn’t even see any in the refrigerator. I… assume they must have ate it all or stored it somewhere else…

That part… was still unnerving. I mean, none of them looked like they were going to… jump on me or anything. But I still got a lot of awkward glances. Boscov says it was because no one recognized me, but I think he was just trying to calm me down.

Not until we were just about to leave and I called him Boscov in front of his parents. I was doing so well…

I… don’t know. They were both very nice; very polite. I can’t remember the father’s name, but the mother was Isabelli. It was all just… sort of a blur…

2) It looks nice! And it’s not the first time I’ve seen it either! But when I say small, I mean more like… 10-15 ponies play on the server. At all. Maybe less. I mean, that map; it doesn’t even look like Minecraft anymore. It looks more like SimCity or Populous. It’s definitely not the biggest server I’ve ever seen, but it’s sort of a happy medium. Unfortunately, I’m looking for small. I’m not Goldilocks; I’m Baby Bear. And I might be remembering that story wrong…

But if anypony else wants to join a Minecraft server, this one looks pretty fly! Great formations and continents, which seems to be pretty rare! I’m passing it for now, but that might change in time!

3) The same way I’d react if you told me you were a lesbian trapped in a stallion’s body.

“Really, bro? Meet somepony for the first time and that’s what you choose to say? Are you at least going anywhere with this?”

4) … [Audible sigh]

It was strange seeing a hotdog stand. We passed close by one and the smell was just… nauseating…

[Shutter]

I felt like I was having a perpetual anxiety attack almost the entire time we were there.

It probably wasn’t as bad as I think it was. It’s just… harder for me than most.

5) Oh yeah. ‘Cause the question about whether or not I’ve ever had a cut on, and bleed from, my hiney-hole was so totally innocent.

6) It was probably for the best. I get enough ponies unfollowing me everyday.