1) No.

And I know what you’re insinuating. Believe it or not, anal isn’t very popular in pony-land.

2) I looked, I really did. If I could have found the sheet music for it, I would have totally done a cover for “As Days Go By.” I would have even tried singing to it, listening to myself singing a few times, and becoming overly self-conscious and removing the singing part and uploading only the instrumental. But I would have at least tried!

I attempted to explain it to Tootsie, but she’s never seen the show. I showed her the Urkel Dance video, but then she just asked what they were pouring into the punch bowl. And as I was starting to explain it, I was reminded why I’m such a horrible guardian.

3) What about it?

You got a nice, small server I could join?

4) You’ll have to look after the break.