Answers after the break.

1) Pee into a toilet. Stick your face in real close. Inhale through your nose. That’s why.

Sure, panflutes produce a very… uh… wobbly noise. You know, where they jump from note to note really easily. Here’s a good one!

2) In most instances, yes. If you get furniture that’s too big it takes up most of your floorspace and leaves you with little walk room. Too small and it doesn’t serve its purpose as well. Plus it can make the room look like it was made for a foal.

3) Digital…?

I mean, yeah. A lyre isn’t made to go that high. I have to use amplification magic to pitch shift the note beyond its normal range.

Does it- I mean I never noticed. Does it sound bad?

4) I wouldn’t. Ever. I’d rather carry that weight inside of me for the rest of my life, feel a sting in my heart every time he smiles at me, than hurt him for no reason. And don’t mistaken the situation. There’s nothing noble or courageous about telling somepony you cheated on them. All it will do is hurt them. If you cheated and you really love them, you carry that pain with you for the rest of your life and never tell them. It was your mistake; why should your partner have to suffer over it?

5) Was nice! I didn’t know what to order, so Boscov ordered for me. Was pretty good!

Didn’t get to talk to Strawberry’s Rarity much, though.

6) Not sure what you mean. Like as a merchant?

7) Yeah, we’re aware of one another. Some ponies got us confused during Nightmare Night. She dressed up like some kind of pharaoh or something and I was a mummy.

Of course, that wasn’t what I was originally going to go as.

8) I suppose I’m not rubbing soap over myself while out in the rain.

Ponies and their kinks, eh?

9) Twilight taught me this one.

10) What was that about the police?

11) Filly, that ain’t nothin’ but Photoshop. Get that outta here!