Answers after the break.

1) Not really a very big thing in Equestria.

I don’t care, but it seems like a waste of money to me.

2) Word. Always nice to hear from a fan.

3) I think you accidentally part of the sentence.

4) I don’t know! Okay?! Stop asking!

5) In reverse order: no and I don’t want to talk about it.

6) You’d think that, wouldn’t you?

But you’d be wrong.

7) Uh, no.

Princess Celestia has information delivered to her from agents all across the country. You think she even glances over a common newspaper?

8) I read a few pages of it. Seemed alright.

9) Well, yeah. I was there. But I didn’t formally move here until the day after.

10) Must have got this last night. Yes, I’m ready for tonight!

Huh. Just realized I’ll be spending my birthday tomorrow packing to go with Boscov and visit his family.

11) Alright, sure.