Answers after the break.

1) I’ve met Octavia a small number of times, but she and I aren’t really in the same league. She’s infinitely better than I am. More successful too… Her services are always on demand.

DJ Pon3 seems alright, but we’ve never met and I don’t know what we’d talk about if we ever did. I can’t stand the “wub wub wub.”

2) The ponynet, of course. And you can’t find a pony Wikipedia because there isn’t one.

Let’s just say we know better than to throw our entire world’s every secret up for all to see. If anything our society has learned how to better protect itself because of your own overabundance of readily available information.

3) What do you mean, the real Lyra? There’s more than one of us.

And my real name isn’t even Lyra.

6) Cels… You humans and your gender roles. Just because Princess Celestia is a mare doesn’t mean you’d have to compare her to a human woman with regards to power.

I don’t think Princess Celestia has a book club or a television network. That’d be like your ruler having his own network; there’s no time for something like that when you’re running a country.

5) I know who Oprah is, but I don’t know who this other human is. And I think you’ve lost focus, wasn’t this supposed to be about a book/movie about my life?

And that question is sort of impossible to answer.

4) The spell to raise and lower the sun and moon is rudimentary; if unicorns had to do it again like they used to, we could. But while it would theoretically take fewer of us modern unicorns than back in the day, it would still take a very large group of us to do what Princess Celestia can do alone.

It’s less about necessity and more of a display of power and control. Is it more impressive for the majority of unicorns across the entire country to come together every morning and raise the sun, or for a single being of immense power to do it on a whim?

Anyway, if a comedian is going to play me in a movie, I’d rather it be Wanda Sykes. She’s hilarious!

7) Okay…