Answers after the break.

1) That’s hilarious. You are hilarious.

I wish I could slap the stupid out of you. Have you ever had to take a morning-after pill? I didn’t think so.

2) Doesn’t she usually play in comedies?

3) …

[Sniff] I suppose that’s fair.

Suffice to say I made myself willing, which made me a more attractive choice for the high ups. And they wouldn’t deal with the unclean.

4) No, I mean I don’t see what the big deal is. Just looks like a human fad. No more irrational than any other fad.

5) In a way I suppose it’s only fair. Even in watching us you only know so much about our world. On the other hoof, without even trying, we know all about yours. You practically parade your entire recorded world history for all the multiverse to see.

6) Well, it’s not.

That is to say, it’s not now. When I was a filly? Sure, happened all the time. But these days? No. The kinds of things I experienced are impossible now.

7) Awful.

Terribly awful.

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Why would you even ask?