1) You ponies need to learn how to use Wikipedia.

2) I wouldn’t say hurt. But it becomes very tender and you can hurt it more easily.

Been a while since that’s happened to me. Most households have various methods of air conditioning and humidity control. You can go your entire life and never experience it.

3) Uh… Is this a thing?

4) Never seen a single sign of illicit drug use in Ponyville, no.

5) Oh. Oh… Right. Sorry, I forgot.

Yes, of course. What day?