Professor Triple Extra-Large? I… don’t get it…

Answers after the break.

1) Is… what?

2) Be a unicorn, have a few years of magical training, have a fair amount of latent magical talent, and be within proximity of me to use the spell in question.

To survive? That’s a whole different matter.

3) Certainly!

4) Go ask a nurse.

5) There are a lot of ponies old enough to be my mother. And having grown up away from her, chances are I look and act nothing like she would.

6) Surely!

Let’s see if I can add three more… How about some animated ones?

Iron Giant

Wall-E

Hmm…

How about Winnie the Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure?

Finding Nemo, obviously. Is there anypony that doesn’t love that movie?

7) Get it? ‘Cause they said single. And I said “Professor Triple Extra Large!”

Single. Triple.

Yeah… It wasn’t funny.