Answers after the break. Also, somepony donated 1 bit! That’s 10 USD! Thank you!

1) Plenty.

Some of it I’m even okay with. But they’re not things you want to hear.

2) What makes you think I’d want to talk about that at all? Let alone on a family-friendly page.

3) Bad joke.

Sorry, what is a bad joke.

4) Thanks to a previous question, I can never answer that.

5) And you are charmingly dense.

6) I’ve already answered this: fear. As a child, the only things we can grasp are that which we’ve experienced. Death is the culmination of fear toward the unknown.

7) Sorry, I’m only half nerd; I only ever played Mechassault.

Now if you said an Atlas versus a little Elemental on open ground, I’d say you’re rightly [omitted].

8) Well stop it.

9) Sure! I do that more than I record. But they’re usually really simple little ditties that aren’t worth recording.

10) Are you high?

11) Still don’t know what you’re talking about.

12) I’m not very good with names. Alternately, I thought it would be funny.

Whichever you’re more willing to believe.