Answers after the break. Quite a few piled up while I was doing research today.

1) Not as much as I used to. Just haven’t sat down when they’d air.

I sort of watched pirated copies online for convenience. But the site I used was taken down. I just don’t really watch television. Only the living room has a DVR, and that’s for Bon-Bon.

2) Well thank you! I like these happy chain letters better than the “Send this to 10 people or you’ll die of dysentery.”

3) Yeah! Bon-Bon is the best! But I’m not sure what you mean by “growing wings.”

4) Heh heh. Always easier when they don’t suspect anything.

5) Perhaps you should research what a steroid is a bit before asking.

I’ve taken steroids before to fight off an allergic reaction.

6) [Audible sigh]

Can’t ponies just ask me things about certain media instead of sending vague, potentially offensive references?

You’re basically asking us to go grave robbing. And this mention of a golden rectangle is possibly cult-related.

7) Seems you’ve already thought this all out. Doesn’t sound like you’ve given me much room to offer an opinion in your twisted fantasy.

8) Wow! That’s so sweet! Thank you!

9) It’s not like we can just drag Boscov’s house over to ours and shove them together. Don’t you humans build your houses on foundations too? The flaws of this idea should be blaring.

10) Nah.

Some Green Grass and High Tides sounds good right about now.

11) Am I Pinkie Pie all of a sudden? This time last year I didn’t even know who… um… who that… pegasus that lives on the edge of the Everfree…

Flutter… Dive? Flutterfly?

Fluttershy!

12) Trying to think of a funny way to reply to this that doesn’t involve extreme violence.

…

I got nothin’.

13) Well… That’s… nice. Thank you.

I’d like to believe I’ve gotten better, though. Not stayed the same.