Answers after the break.

1) I had the scar before I even moved to Ponyville.

2) I try not to think about things like that. Makes me feel inadequate.

3) I have before.

You know, once upon a time it was called “playing pretend.”

4) I am aware of it, but no.

5) Hey, you’re the one that lost all their bits playing poker last night, not me. I was just trying to give you some helpful advice.

6) You get the first 12 seconds, anymore and there’s some serious language and mature content.

7) Sorry, I’m not linking that Tenacious D song.

8) [Effective, appropriate response which benefits all parties involved.]

9) To my knowledge, I am never A tight curl, twist, or bend in a length of thin material, as one caused by the tensing of a looped section of wire.

10) Looking over these questions, I get the feeling I gave you ponies an inch and you’re trying to take a mile.

11) No. All they could muster on such short notice was Pendleton Ward.

Oh my glob, you guys!

12) Nah. Doesn’t happen often.

A harp is very different to play, though.