1) You got it.

2) Like a Hurricane. (Mild warning: bleeped swear.)

3) I mean- For Celestia’s sake, mare.

4) I am more than a little confused by that video.

But yeah, I have. That should be obvious considering how I grew up.

5) Just gets better and better.

6) Over the years I’ve learned of plenty of situations that call for a good lie. Scams that don’t even benefit me are not among that number.

PS: Bet you thought that link was going to be the song!