Hrm it is disconcerting that feels like a lot but I’m glad that at least these are also all old scars. It hadn’t even crossed my mind to ask Boscov, though I did wonder why you even mentioned it. You know you’re going to get crap from folks about it!
1) There’s a hundred different “only reason I’m still alive” scenarios. Having my stomach sliced open isn’t even the worst part of that particular memory. So you’ll excuse me if I don’t feel like thinking about it.
2) Yeah, sure.
3) Want me to open up a paypal and see if we can find out? Or are you willing to drop the subject?
4) Easy; 3.5e Psychic Warrior! Take a look; should explain itself.
You’d likely find even Twilight Sparkle to have abilities closer to a Psion than a Wizard.
For that matter, here’s an exercise. Try to replicate Twilight’s vanquishing of the Ursa Minor with the spell Far Hand, applying augmentations where necessary.
That’s what Princess Celestia means when she says Twilight has such great potential.
5) This is a fun game.
6) Oh, what else would everypony hound me about for the next several days over? After all, it’s not like I have common sense or anything.