1) Would I… need to do anything about it? I mean, would it be any of my business?

For more general information, you can try the links on my sidebar. They bring up tagged posts with information like my music playing. Here’s your specific answer.

Edit: Oh. You said harp. I don’t play the harp.

2) While a noteworthy sum for an individual to donate, five hundred bits is little more than a drop in the bucket for most charities.

3) I read this last night and a few times today.

This is still the stupidest [omitted] thing I’ve ever heard.

4) [Audible sigh]

I’m not going to lie just to play along with… whatever you’re attempting to do here. You should know as well as I do that unicorn horns have no real nerve endings in them. They can’t feel temperature. What you really feel from it is a connection to the magic- Er… A connection to magic. That’s why it hurts more than anything imaginable when it’s damaged.