Answers after the break.

1) [Omitted], I am beautiful!

Better be, anyway, with how much time I take.

2) You don’t say?

3) No, it hasn’t happened yet. It’s soon, though. Tuesday in fact.

Shouldn’t be as much work as last year; there’s no snow. Twilight will probably inflate the other teams to compensate and we’ll get it done way earlier.

4) Kinda hard to miss the mass of dragons blotting out the sun. But I suppose when you consider that was, at least in theory, almost every dragon on the planet, it does seem like a small number.

I wasn’t particularly hyped or amped about it though, if that’s what you’re asking.

I like penguins.

5) If there’s a reference here, I don’t get it.

6) Once. I wasn’t good enough.

7) I don’t really have much to say here. My views on life can be fairly jaded, but it seems like he’s fallen a little too far and needs to climb back up.

8) Maybe… Maybe I’m not as strong as everypony thinks I am.

9) …

…

… No…

I don’t think he made it.