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1) I call them sprinkles.

They make ice cream colorful!

2) Best.

3) To quote an undead rogue/butler, “Time… Never enough time.”

4) Can do.

5) I couldn’t tell you chef. But it’s best if you move on. Forget about him.

Or her.

…

It.

6) Pretty much when you attempt to displace her from wherever her current position may be.

7) You’re right. I could never have returns in my asks. I’m just not good enough.

8) The dizziness? It’s gone.

9) Nah. You haven’t seen him. He’s very careful about everything. Very methodical.

10) On to the final question.

11) There’s probably a hundred reasons. There’s probably a hundred reasons ponies don’t follow me, too. Let’s see what I can come up with, though.

I was around at the beginning of the pony tumblrs. I talked with others and we’d all have a good time. I was, and I hope still am perceived to be, nice and kind. But I also don’t put up with [omitted]. I do my darnedest to keep my page nice and clean for all ages. I haven’t jumped any sharks, I hope. I know lots of stuff, but I don’t flaunt it, I hope. And I’m pretty good at both writing and explaining things ponies might be curious about, I hope.

But one thing you have to understand is that having as many followers as I do doesn’t mean that many ponies read what I have to say. I’ve been around for three-quarters of a year. One or two hundred of the followers I have are likely the same person with two or three pages of their own, or ponies that quit tumblr all together.

Edit: Oh, also I do music.