Answers after the break.

1) Your parents said what about me?

Parental Advisory. Only linking this for the one second I set it to.

2) You might be familiar with the closest analog we have, seeing as it exists in your human world. But I’m not about to teach foals about how to get in trouble at school or with their parents.

Suffice to say it doesn’t involve the use of fingers.

3) Haven’t been for a long time at this point. That was before I even moved to Ponyville.

4) [Sigh]

Probably.

…

Definitely.

5) Are you a piece of stale baked bread?

6) No. You’d have to be undead to make it that far.

7) You are a Nosy Nancy.

8) All sorts of things! Video games! Music! Acting! Tag! Basket Ball! Legos! Stuffed Animals!

Even in things I’m not very good at, as long as teams or expectations are evened up we can all have a good time!

9) Uh huh huh huh. Never figured anypony would flip that around.

10) As I’ve said before, the entire illegal drug culture in all of Equestria is drying up rapidly. You’d be hard-pressed to find even a trace of it anywhere.