Answers after the break.

1) I know what you’re talking about, but Equestria doesn’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.

I might have a few drinks that day, but it will be unrelated.

2) SOAP!

3) I would still never wear my mane like that.

I suppose that’s one more tally in the “Your surname is Heartstrings” side. Not that it would hold up in court.

4) At me? No.

5) Ka-Because it’s godmodding. The only time it’s okay is in comedy. Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not that funny.

6) A little. I’ll upload a sketch after this post.

7) That doesn’t sound right.

There’s a local reality show parody on public access that mostly does skits about some of the stuff that happens in and around Ponyville. Then there’s this foal’s show called “Friendship is Magic” that a lot of adults seem to watch.

8) Politely ask for one?

I don’t know. Can’t I just have it?

9) I would say because you planted them there, but that would imply you came into my house.