Answers after the break.

1) No.

And watch your mouth, little filly.

2) That’s easy. It doesn’t.

3) [Title to a Red Hot Chili Pepper’s song that I won’t be linking to]

For all future inquiries, there is nothing I possess that I would give permission for anypony to suck.

No, not even a pop sickle.

4) I wouldn’t know. But hey, why not try ordering a flat screen television or a home entertainment projector?

5) Never been a huge fan of the show, but here.

6) Okay, where do I go to pick it up?