Answers after the break.

1) Well, he thanked me so I guess it was satisfactory.

Being somewhat close to the royal family has afforded me quite a bit of specialized information over the years. So yes, I do know quite a bit. Just, you know, nothing I could use to make a profit on.

2) Ka-it’s-not-an-illness-but-I’m-not-gay-anyway.

You get this.

3) Looking through a few of these, they all appear humanoid. To date I’ve only ever physically met one human, so that would be a negatory.

4) Remember that project I mentioned when I formally met Bon-Bon? It was a line-dance project in physical education. Her and I lead our group and we danced to this.

The connection to slamming and jamming should be obvious.

5) Well, future me, you continue to impress me with how stupid you are.

I don’t have any money. If I wind up having to go to the clinic or something I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it.

6) You know, why don’t you just submit a picture of it through tumblr?

7) Well, I saw this movie once where the main character-

8) Oh… Alright, if you say so.