1) I know it’s fantastic, and you’re free to look, but you can’t touch. Boscov is my boyfriend and I’m not sharing his fabulous flank with anypony.

2) Haven’t you heard? Stupid is in. Everypony is dating stupid. Too bad you aren’t stupid, huh?

3) Well, I’m no goddess of beauty, but I have enough self-esteem to not consider myself to be ugly.

4) Dude, you have problems.

5) Never really considered myself to be turquoise. I guess it feels alright.