Answers after the break.

1) I’d rather you appreciate me for who I am, not what I sit on.

2) You want to know what I think of the animes, huh? Oh I’ll tell you what I think about the animes!

3) It’s fun to play pretend. Take the stick out.

4) You’re obviously not hearing me. I’m not leaving this house again unless it’s to go to the hospital on Monday. I tried to go with Bon-Bon to some stupid seminar yesterday and I could only last outside for about thirty minutes. And I almost threw up twelve times!

You’re either going to have to wait, or find somepony else.

5) What do you mean by “this stupid?” Like, as stupid as the question you just asked? Because that seemed like a decent question.

6) Yeah, sorry. If I wasn’t so sick, I’d have said it right.

It’s supposed to be “pinch my caboose.” You know, one of those sing-songy things ponies use to mock other ponies.

In retrospect, even though I’m positive I’ve heard a pegasus sing it, it could probably be precised as racist. Sorry about that, just one of those things I heard a lot growing up.