1) The [omitted] I get in my message box…

Yeah, alright. Male version of me that somehow impregnated female version of Krastos, you suck at names. Ask for some help.

2) Thanks, honey bear. You and me both.

3) As I recall, both Scootaloo and Applebloom each got their own form of punishment from their respective guardians. Since I haven’t told Sweetie’s parents, I think I’m being pretty lenient about the whole thing.