1) Your stance has been noted.

2) Even if the ending was stupid, most of Stillwatch was pretty good.

I’m sorry. I’m drawing a blank. All I can think of right now is A Tale of Two Cities, and while I liked the movie, the book was all but incomprehensible. The language used is so incredibly dated. And I had no problem reading the play versions of Romeo and Juliet and A Christmas Carol.

3) Did I fall into an Orbit Gum advert?

4) If it pleases the court, I would like to present this magnet as evidence.

5) I know it can be difficult to understand, but those weren’t flash mobs and they weren’t rehearsed.

Ugh… I wish I still had that book from college… It made an attempt to explain the phenomenon. You just… feel the rhythm of the music, listen and watch those around you, and you know what to do. What to sing, how to move; it’s a very spiritual experience and you won’t get it right the first time. But it’s a part of our culture, something ponies grow up with. Unless you take steps to avoid it everypony knows how to do it.

6) You seem to have fallen down to an unrelated pun; that punchline could have gone with a number of jokes.