1) “Treat” her to an expensive evening at a fancy restaurant. Order light and prearrange payment. That is to say, and this is key, pay for your own meal. Once dinner is over and her bill comes, get up and leave. She has no one to blame but herself and no way to pursue any legal action against you. Of course, that only works if she doesn’t know that you know.

How much she spends is also a pretty accurate measure of her character. If she orders cheaply, it might be worth aborting.

Of course, I would always recommend the high road. She’s not worth the time, effort, and cash to set up something like that. All of this assuming that she really isn’t worth the time and effort. Up to you if you want to give somepony another chance.

2) Yes.

Didn’t feel like rearranging the questions. Was going to just remind everypony that the joke loses its effect if you don’t reverse how you send it, but Sweetie Belle had an idea. So we ran with it.

3) Moe’s Tavern.

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No. This is Patrick.