Answers after the break.

1) You can find Krastos here. His name isn’t really Boscov, I just call him that as an affectionate nickname.

Also, seeing as you reblogged that Lavender Town thing. You might like this.

2) Why does no one mention genders or their own orientation when asking this?

3) Mmmm. Saucy.

Only reason I didn’t just delete this outright is because the ending was pretty funny.

4) First…?

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I don’t want to think about this anymore. It would never happen anyway.

5) Boom goes the dynamite.

I wrote some lyrics when I was younger. Don’t have them anymore, so don’t ask. I sing along to songs I know pretty well, but that doesn’t mean I’m any good at it.