2) I just knew it! I knew it couldn’t be true! Oh woe is me, to be passed up for the cake I pine for!

1) I just knew it! I knew it couldn’t be true! Oh woe is me, to be passed up for the foal I care for!

3) Anon was gently reminding me to not be a horrible marefriend and go check up on Boscov.

Which I know seems insensitive on my part, but you have to remember everypony I ever dated before was tough-guy macho.